safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

by TiggyMima September 10, 2016

Upside-down Unicorn

Referring to a male or male parts.

Person: Hello upside-down unicorn
Random male: what?
Person: you are a male so I define you as such

by Makingthingsreal August 13, 2016

unicorn

1: A single-horned creature with either a horse or goat's body, rumored to have mystical powers

2: Someone so special and unique that there needs to be a special word for it.

"I've only known two unicorns in my life. They both earned that title by having special and unique personalities."

by vampire!eric August 9, 2016

Unicorn

A horse with a Dounce hat

-Look, a dumb horce!
-That deffenision of a horse seems to be preferebly refered to as a unicorn.
-Indeed random stranger i'v never knew!

by Not George Washington the 3:d February 14, 2018

unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.

She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.

by Theunicorner January 31, 2017

unicorned

Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.

Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!

by OhGee October 17, 2012

unicorn moon ride

Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.

Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!

by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012