Shitting rainbows and unicorns

What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.

Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".

by Grandsire July 31, 2019

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unicorn goals

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.

Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn

by cupcake 2014 February 12, 2016

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Unicorn Droppings

Fictional and useless…pointless

“He made so many promises.He’s about as likely as sticking to them as spotting Unicorn Droppings”

by Flippers September 13, 2022

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Alaskan Unicorn Treat

Getting a Cornetto from the freezer, pushing it from the cone point down to the ice cream into your partner’s anus whilst bent over, then eating it out of their anus down to the chocolate nub.

The action of Alaskan Unicorn Treat is defined as Pushing a Cornetto into yours, or someone else’s anus down to the ice cream top whilst they’re bent over. Then eating it down to the chocolate nub.

by Blue Eyes Shite Dragon May 25, 2025

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unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...

by Hoopamix "the word master" April 07, 2018

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