ur mom

someone who gave birth to u and loved u ur whole life

ur mom

by charli that me November 23, 2021

Ur mom

When you don't know what to use in an argument. Say "Ur mom" and you instantly win.

Peter: Hey Joe, i hope that your dino nuggets are soggy and that you have chlamydia

Joe: Ur mom

Peter: I'm so sorry please forgive me Joe

by MegaChad69420UrMom November 23, 2021

ur mom

a comeback that only 12 year olds use

(13) girlfriend: "what were you doing last night?"
(12) boy: "ur mom"

by silly goosey goose November 23, 2021

ur mom

dead.

person 1: Riley ur mom.

person 2: whats ur mom?
person 1: dead.

by badussygoofygobbler November 23, 2021

ur mom

she's hot trust me she was in my bed last night she's a lovely lady with a great waist

ur mom: hey underaged kid
kid: hey qt ;)

by dfewfdfsdf November 24, 2021

ur mom

your mom

“bro you suck”
“ur mom”

by chickenlvr07 November 23, 2021

Ur mom

I fucked your mom

Slipped through ur moms window and fucked her

by Milf playa November 23, 2021