Whenever you go on a date, make sure you have your credit card, to avoid stories that touch. Just in case your date bails on you and leaves you with the bill!
by ghad0922 September 22, 2024
A very, VERY unlucky person. Everything they set out to do or achieve never comes through or ever works out. Everthing they touch turns to crud.
This can also be passed down though generation to generation and is among some of the most unfortunate traits known to man or sloth.
This can also be passed down though generation to generation and is among some of the most unfortunate traits known to man or sloth.
"Don't let Timmy do it, he has the Shidas touch"
"She better not have your Shidas touch!"
"DAMN YOU SHIDAS TOUCH!!"
"She better not have your Shidas touch!"
"DAMN YOU SHIDAS TOUCH!!"
by nimsayy June 05, 2018
by Dengus69 August 04, 2016
The term No Touch Knockout refers to a prominent martial arts scam technique which advertises a "no touch knockout master"'s ability to knock someone asleep with "magical powers" , "ancient energy techniques" or anything synonymous with those examples. This martial arts scam is less prominent nowadays, however it still happens on a shallow basis.
B : "have you heard of this new guy named Steven Seagal? He's such a great Aikidoka"
J : "he's probably just some no touch knockout master. "
J : "he's probably just some no touch knockout master. "
by Тимофей March 24, 2023
by susticle69 October 21, 2022
A song that came out in 2006, normally used to ship any 2 characters that were male and that had no contact with each other normally undertale characters
by ─??? November 27, 2021
Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december
Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"
by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020