jolly rancher tongue

if you like jolly ranchers, lollipops, or anything candy related that you can suck on then you're really good with your tongue in bed

you could also say that a person has a lollipop tongue

person 1: *eating a jolly rancher and playing with it with their tongue*
person 2: oh shit you must have a jolly rancher tongue
person 1: maybe I could use my tongue for something else 🥵

by todoroki and kuroo are my dadd July 30, 2020

Dogs Tongue

A Misshapen clitoris, due to age and/or numerous flange piercings growing out causing the genitals to appear in the shape of a dogs tongue

"Urghhh she nasty, she had a dogs tongue growing down there!"

by BinaryChop September 26, 2013

Tongue rub

The act of a vagina being eaten out.

Man I gave her and awesome tongue rub last night, she came all over my face.

by Caligirlstrtup June 7, 2017

tongue oil

A "snake oil" product intended to enhance da health, longevity, and "slippery" status of da infamous two-pronged speaking-appendage of a habitually-less-than-truthful person.

Since tongue oil is intended for a forked food-manipulator like a snake has, perhaps this same extract-of-cobra elixir (or maybe it could be spelled "elicksir" in this case, since dat's one of da main purposes of da bodily organ on which said restorative lubricant is used) could also be applied to someone's "trouser snake" by his romantic partner, to preserve said organ's smooth/supple/spongy qualities and thus maintain a pleasant "mouth feel" for said main squeeze when administering a blowjob. One would hope dat said topical ointment possesses a pleasant-or-at-least-neutral flavor, since performing fellatio on a body-part to which you just applied a rejuvenating substance would literally be giving you a taste of your own medicine!

by QuacksO September 4, 2022

ghetto-tongue

(N) ghetto-tongue is a palate with a very low bar, resulting in the purchase of low quality meats and produce.

When Heidi buys a pack of hot dogs for one lonely dollar, she clearly has a case of ghetto-tongue.

by theUltimateMasterChef July 8, 2020

Tongue Stammer

Excessive use of ums and uhs

That speech was j j j jitterish with tongue stammer. All I heard was uuum umm umm nervous laugh nothing and uh uh uh whispers.

by Creativecontributer March 5, 2023

Wide Tongue

Mental Retardation.

You must have a wide tongue, there's no such thing as left handed nails

by Slantyeyedcocksucker July 6, 2024