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Cleaver Beaver

A spin off of "Tits and Ass." Cleaver meaning "cleavage" and "Beaver" meaning the vagina parts of a woman!
Damn... She got a good cleaver beaver ratio going on.
by Ollie MUA August 20, 2013
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Beavering

When a girl, during the giving of a blowjob, turns her head sideways and uses her mouth around the underside of the penis, near the base. She performs an up and down or nibbling technique, similar to a beaver chewing on a tree.
Carl's girl couldn't fit my dick in her mouth, so she had to resort to a handy j with some enthusiastic beavering.
by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 22, 2017
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Beavers Axe

A concept or suggestion that in practice would in fact be beneficial, but only in a negligible attribute or change.

as in you change or introduce something that leads to an objectively positive effect, but the effect is functionally redundant , possibly due to the original subject having the means to perform whichever task the suggestion was aiming for, or outside negatives/positives balancing its effect out.

The suggestion may also even harm the subject when effecting or effected by other factors of the subject or its surroundings (physically or broadly).

I'm not smart so I cant think of a specific example, but you fellas get the picture!

The term stems from the fact that an axe wielding beaver already has the biological means to cut down a tree, and must now either redundantly use an axe, or even inefficiently fumble about with the axe due to its stupid animal PAW hands. Beavers can barely hold axes, also their weak.

Anyways, a beavers axe is at best neutral, and at worst less convenient.
"I mean sure the bill made my rent 50 dollars cheaper, but my utility's are still shooting up. Its just a beavers axe, Ya know?" Said Ned Flanders, in his unexpected Guest Star role on "Urban Dictionary".
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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Canned beaver

A Canned Beaver is what you call a girl who have a new cock every week.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Ashley?”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”
by randomfemale01 April 27, 2021
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Beaver

Godking444777
Godking444777 is a sneaky beaver
by Beaver vs Vampires August 28, 2022
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beaver vision

When a guy stares at a girl's crotch.
Ex : His beaver vision is on.

crotch camel toe vagina
by Misschevious August 9, 2015
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heinous beaver

That heinous beaver stirred the turd by stealing my boyfriend.
by Dolly Dill April 19, 2018
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