Pissing around

A day of relaxation interrupted by frequent bouts of binge drinking, pub crawling, increasing visits to the toilet, punctuated by casual screams and groans, ending up sleeping on the floor nexT to the bed snoring and fully clothed.

Leta go pissing around this weekend for a change?

Yes i need that relaxation

by JAJBP July 8, 2017

Insurance Piss

Previous to the act of masturbation, an Insurance Piss is the act of urinating immediately after the primary finish. This is to ensure that the individual can avoid cleaning up his Second Wind. (See Second Wind).

Paul was tired of cleaning up his Second Wind, so he began trying an Insurance Piss. This way he could pee and not worry about a secondary clean up.

by The Crawling King Snake March 18, 2014

Piss balls

When your penis is small but your balls are big therefore you piss on your balls

Damn I pissed on my balls again I got piss balls
My piss balls stink
Anthony got piss balls dawg

by Pissbol oshie December 19, 2018

Piss Mote

A moat of urine created by the homeless that created a physical and psychological barrier when entering a space. Individuals a generally deterred from patronizing locations surrounded by a piss mote for a plethora of reasons. Perhaps the actual barrier is unattractive, the smell may disincentive entry. Perhaps the 500 homeless men who created the mote in the first place are still there. A piss mote is a symbol of an area’s decline coupled with the lack of proper rest room facilities.

1. There used to be a McDonald's on Spring Street until the piss mote got it.
2. Don't used the elevator at the train station. There are so many homeless that and no bathroom for days, and you just know its got a piss mote.
3. You know when white flight happens; when the piss mote gets the whole town.
4. New Brunswick was nice until the piss mote (Raritan River) got it.

by Pom Peterson April 21, 2008

Piss Willy

Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.

Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.

You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.

Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!

by Ashton_Ecstasy August 3, 2014

Hulk Piss

The bright green byproduct of vomiting up a stomach full of Blue Rasberry NO-Xplode into a toilet bowl full of fluorescent yellow Animal Pak urine.

I burped up my two scoops of NO-Xplode while I was taking a leak at Gold's Gym the other day and splashed hulk piss all over the bathroom floor.

by Tony Muscoli September 9, 2013

Speed Pissing

Making ladies hurry up in the toilet. Making a deal, to excite the quewe to go faster.

in the line at a festival "come on girls lets play speed pissing, u have 5 minutes or the cubical is going over".

Harder to play in a pub, you can only rely on getting the quewe excited...

by Private Joy May 23, 2007