the most amazing and loving girl you will ever meet, if you on her good side. she's a bitch though and will make your life hell if you mess her over. if you're her boyfriend you're lucky, and if you're not, TRY HARER she has an amazing body and an even better personality. she's sexy in every way possible, but dont take shit from nobody, she smart, funny, sweet, sexy and sometimes scary. she's all in one! her booty is huge nd her boobs aren't that far behind
bob: oh my god! alana williams looks amazing tonight. look at that booty!
Hahn: alana always looks amazing, and that booty should be the eight wonder of the world
bob: man i wish i had her
Hahn: alana always looks amazing, and that booty should be the eight wonder of the world
bob: man i wish i had her
by sexydcky August 2, 2011
Get the alana williamsmug. by Carlton Deeprose March 17, 2004
Get the william hungmug. Four years of college without the "college experience". Diversity and sense of humor, zero. Lots of girls though. Unfortunately, the odds are good but the goods are odd. These poor moles live in the library and are burly, ill kept, and generally like horses better than men. Those that are half decent pay for friends and social lives in the tragic greek system where the guys have access to these girls because they also pay to join the polo army. The teachers care enough to keep their grading curves even, and thanks to the huge nerd factor that really impedes the social lives of those who frequent the schools three delis "crappy restaurants by day" "crappy bars by night". If you say hi to a mole"ish" stranger on the way to class, theyre likely to glare you down or cry rape because they are smart and a huge wuss and arent willing to take that "chance" that you're a predator.
Take the ten lamest kids form high school, multiply by 1000, and put them in colonial williamsburg. At william and mary, if given the option between keg party and wine bar, they choose quiet coffee house with a classic book, some flavored coffee, and an edgy pair of reading glasses, claiming they could be wild but why not be unique and tastefully unpredictable. And should you happen to stumble in drunk looking for a pee stop with your hookup, they glare at you or cry rape because they're so smart they know whats about to happen.
by fkegeflf September 29, 2005
Get the William and Marymug. by Nygiantsfan435 August 5, 2008
Get the william duvallmug. by krunchyblak October 24, 2010
Get the William Wallacemug. "Hey, what say we meet up later for a William Chatner and some drinks?"
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"You and I need to have a Chatner my friend. This is just getting too weird."
OR
"You and I need to have a Chatner my friend. This is just getting too weird."
by ThatVargas February 4, 2005
Get the William Chatnermug. A person who times his use of the restroom when the meal's bill arrives at the table, thereby removing himself from either having to pay or having to orgainize the bill. AKA Bill Shatner, Bill Shatter, Bill Shits
When the check arrived, John pulled the William Shatner and headed off to the bathroom in hopes he wouldn't have to chip in.
by RLPrice August 25, 2011
Get the William Shatnermug.