Weekend warrior

Weekends of picking which parents house to go to

Child: I wish I didn't have to choose every weekend where I want to go, I don't like neither of them but I don't want to hurt feelings

Child relative: yeah it sucks being a weekend warrior

by Bella sue May 27, 2017

2017 Warriors

arguably the greatest warriors team ever.
signed kevin durant in 2016 free agency after winning 73 GAMES the season prior, but losing to lebron and the cavs in 7 after blowing a 3-1 lead.
gentleman swept the cavs in 2017 finals and 4-0 swept them in 2018 finals
won 67 games while KD missed 20.
absolutely elite point differential (4th all time, behind 1972 lakers, 1971 bucks, and 1996 bulls)
lebron averaged 34 12 and 10 in the finals but they still couldnt beat this juggernaut
the "hampton 5" or "death lineup" consisted of steph curry, klay thompson, draymond green, andre iguodala, and kevin durant.
KD won finals mvp (as well as the year after)

16-1 in the playoffs (best of all time, better than '01 lakers)
draymond green also won DPOTY
warriors won TOTY award at the espys
curry, durant, green, and klay were all allstars that season.
bob myers won executive of the year
first team to have four players hit four threes in a single game
tied for most all-stars on a single team in history with 4 other teams
most games with a 40-point winning margin or higher in regular season
45 points in the 1st quarter of a playoff game (tied with 3 other teams for 1st all time)
+16.3 point differential per game going into nba finals (largest margin in NBA history)
a bonafide DYNASTY.

The 2017 Warriors made me get so much money!

The 2017 Warriors are better than the 1996 bulls!

by obliterate3 February 25, 2022

Wimpper warrior

Someone who Wimppers or moans profusely during intercourse

She’s a real Wimpper warrior

by Dvddvvdsd February 5, 2024

Golden State Warriors

How many other teams have had at least 3 of their main players together for most of 10 years besides the Golden State Warriors? Every other team seems to have a revolving door for star players.

The Golden State Warriors keep all their star players because they're one of the richest teams. Of course they can be the most dominant team of the last 10 years, hardly any other teams, if any, have been together as long. It's a lot harder to win with a team that hasn't been together long.

by Snowboy Jr. April 30, 2023

Broke Nigga Warrior Syndrome

A term for when a person who is unemployed and takes pride in it with a bullshit excuse.

John-why don’t you have a job Sam
Sam- oh I just wanna claim the unemployment

John-sounds like you have a case of broke nigga warrior syndrome Sam.
Sam- How do I fix this?
John- get a job nigger

by m0nkfunk April 15, 2025

Greatest Warriors

A silly little show created by me!

i fucking hate greatest warriors

by reguarly July 8, 2023

clock warrior

if theres a town clock in your town, no doubt you can catch them hanging under it at any given moment. They dont necissarily need to be smoking cigarettes, but they may ask you for one if you get too close.

Grovers be loitering by the clock tryna smoke a moke if you holdin, they clock warriors for life.

by The Feelgoods May 2, 2018