Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

ariyans mum

sexy milf

no one is hotter then ariyans mum

by rubyz4271 December 5, 2021

Mum

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a slip-n-slide!

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a slip-n-slide! Funny Mum

by Unbrokenwand9 April 13, 2020

Kayden said suck your mum

When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.

I told you suck your mum and kayden said suck your mum.

by Kbgetsit July 29, 2023

Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019

Your Mum

A fat hoe

your mums a fat hoe

by Xocrone August 23, 2020