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skittle hand

The hand of a man (usually a homosexual) filled with skittles, put by their dick, while they are given a blow job.

As in "Taste the Rainbow."
Show me how tasty your skittle hand is.
by Independence76 January 13, 2009
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hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014
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hand boleyn

When a person does something outrageously nice for someone else, and in return they receive only a hand job.

Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.

Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
Person 1: David bought me a car for our anniversary! I don't know how to thank him!
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.

Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.
by helloalice August 28, 2014
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Jam hands

When you eat a PB&J and get sticky-ass fingers. Jam hands!
"Bruh luv me some PBJ but these jam hands"
by imryanreid December 12, 2016
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Hand dancing

A fast gesturing motion of rapid movement of the hand primarily for self gratification...more commonly known as masturbate
I like to hand dance when nobody's home.
That Hand dancing queef
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Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.
In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”
by Meadies January 10, 2016
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Scorpion Hand

The act of getting your jollies off by purposely touching the spines of a lion fish and going totally limp with paralysis underwater creating a psudo-euphoric and dreamlike state similar to autoerotic asphyxiation.
Hey Randy, we don’t have time for scorpion hand tonight man. We have to see the ostracods.
by Ostracoddles May 8, 2022
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