Dan

Dan is a chad. Some could say he is just too cool.
Casted from the gigachad himself, Dan is a really cool guy. He has so much ice that if you touch him you will instantly freeze and ejaculate.
Dan is the balance between universal knowledge and your favourite kink.

"Dan is so fucking cool"
"What the fuck Dan, you just turned david to ice"
"I shoved a entire pillow up my vagina jerking off to Dan"

by Lazarbeam’s Slave (help me) November 19, 2021

Dan

Dan is a fat cunt who is usually in sexual relationships with inanimate objects, also known as Australians.

You're such a Dan, it's actually ridiculous!

by Banman164 June 17, 2020

Dan

Kinda shy but has a good group of friends. he believes in the drama, which caused him to become congested and confused with his inner thoughts. He believed what he wanted. I missed the old Dan. He took a heart with him.

Mel : I wish for the old dan to return.

Mike : I think he is gone. A new Dan has taken his place.

by Owell1 November 04, 2018

DAN

DAND

DAN

by suckmydick:)big September 13, 2020

Dan

Dan is the type of person often fighting for survival

Gus Dan

by ScouseHardLad November 22, 2021

dan

A human with a dream (dream the youtuber) :o , known as Adolf hitler, yet he hates Germany.
He does LITTLE athletics and weight lifting, HE NEVER LIFTS WEIGHTS.
Im taller and stronger than dan, its crazy.
Dan eats a fucking lot, but surprisingly hes not fat yet? truth or lie? hmm
Dan has a cute cat that he doesnt take care of, but he feeds her 345 times/day, cute.
Dan's hamster is still alive, smh.

dan is fun to talk to, but he wont tell me whats the prefect death for him, he lies and says that he told me before... but i have a strong memory, i can guarantee you he never told me.

by aviiiii February 03, 2023

dan

dan loves to shower once a week he wears the same undies inside out and back to front when he gets alone time he likes to smear his on shit on the toilet walls he also has a condition know as smallpenisia

dan smears poop

by smearspoop April 30, 2019