Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.
"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
by ARatherSmallBakedBean April 18, 2016
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Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet
Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.
by Mutterdata October 19, 2021
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Slippery Queef

Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery
Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat
by SparkleFlaps July 24, 2016
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Queef-Geef

Queef-Geef refers to a gay party in which lesbians pass gas through their vaginas on each other's noses. This is a female ritual to become like sisters.
Hey girl, let's go to the Queef-Geef this weekend.

No thank you. I don't want to breath in your pubes.
by GalPalQueen October 06, 2022
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Pussy Queef Queen

A Pussy Queef Queen is someone who always Queefs loudly and is never not Queefing, when they Queef the whole world shakes. The Queefs are always loud and stinky, smells like rotten farts in a jar
James: Sara is a Pussy Queef Queen and i love it so much
by Milkymilky321 June 07, 2024
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Queef sweat

When your girl queefs so much that her cat starts sweating and smells like fish.
"Why did she queef sweat herself? no oh my god"
by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017
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Re-queef

When you are eating out a girl and she queefs in your mouth so you blow it back in and then she queefs again
One time i was eating out a girl but she coughed and it made her queef,i forced that shit back in and she blew again. She re-queefed!
by Billy'n'ang October 01, 2021
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