Hog-gasm

When your man is about to release the "dog of war" and you can only respond by making guteral swine noises.
While Cromer was on the precipice of ejaculated, Tiffany could only hog-gasm.
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Hog Snobber

Shut up you Hog Snobber!”
by Classybitchface September 11, 2022
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scald the hog

To have hot sex in a place other than bed, particularly if you are using some kind of manufactured sex device to help achieve the goal.
It's too hot and loud in this bar. Want to go outside and scald the hog on the swingset?
by dalhart February 25, 2015
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red river hog

A red haired evil woman who goes gallivanting around the country side to cause trouble and seduce men sexually
Mate she wants you, just stay away from her shes a red river hog
by Murphboy1111 November 11, 2013
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Hog-ball

To swiftly perform an action, disregarding any potential risks and consequences that may come with doing said action.
Person 1: This test is hard as shit, how am I supposed to finish it within 10 minutes?

Person 2: Just hog-ball it bro, trust me

Person 1: Why not, let's do this

*Person 1 completes the remaining test questions in under a minute, not knowing all the answers he picked were wrong.*
by Mr. Defender January 15, 2025
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Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.
Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.
by oopi April 22, 2025
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Zipper Hog

Like a trouser snake but the Russian Boar kind
When you hear a zipping and a growl….get ready for the Zipper Hog
by Honey Boy Wilson June 19, 2021
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