Milking Cats

Squeezing the milk out of a cat’s nipples

Kevin: Bro, I just went ‘Milking Cats’.
Terry: I have nipples. Can you milk me?

by XXXSirIcyRain June 25, 2018

never cat

A guy, who has some unbelievable tricks. It comes from Never Cat tale, it's about a cat who can bark also.

- That guy is fluent in 8 languages!
- Wow, never cat.

by Johnny McBravo December 2, 2013

Cat favour

You need to get up from your seat and get something, but your cat is on your lap and refuses to let you go. You ask the nearest person to get it for you.

You - Mom, I need a cat favour!
Your mother - What?
You - Can you get me my GameBoy? It's in the kitchen!

by Rrrhild November 7, 2009

cat hat

When your cat lays on your head while you are either laying in bed, walking around or sitting on the couch, creating a hat.

"When I sleep at night, my cat lays on my head, creating a cat hat."

by nikkjo3 March 24, 2017

Pink Cat

Self confident person, being their unique self, doesn't care about opinions of others. Often breaking the mold of social norms. Dresses and acts on their own free will versus conforming to society. Free spirit that inspires others to be themselves.

That woman wearing a bikini and cardigan sweater is such a Pink Cat

by Robyn Baumgartner April 19, 2020

the cat's meow

The latest, the best, the cutting edge (and more positive adjectives withe -est).

LCD televisions are the cat's meow. People love their performance and elegance.

by AutumnLeaves April 27, 2007

Grumpy Cat

A female cat named Tarder Sauce, who lots of people think is male. She has feline dwarfism, and a brother cat named Pokey.

Grumpy Cat is pure awesomeness.

Will-"Grumpy Cat is the best! He's so cool!"

Dalia- "Dude, no! Grumpy Cat is a girl, duh!"

Insurance Salesperson- *in a perky scary voice* - "Hello! Would you like -"

Grumpy Cat - "No."

Random Person - "Oh no! My iPod/iPhone just died! Now I can't take selfies!!!!!"

Grumpy Cat - "Good."

It is a goal of mine to meet Grumpy Cat aka Tarder Sauce. :) this is my first definition, hope you like it!

Grumpy Cat- " No."

by wait, what?! definitions July 11, 2013