friends from California

qualm gonorrhea or another std

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California

by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023

California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep

Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll

by ManiacMonsterMalcom July 14, 2025

California girl

A girl coming from the U.S state of California. Commonly a materialistic, luxury gal.

Dude 1: 'Bro, check out Courtney!'
Dude 2: 'She's such a California girl, sick!'

by allmyluv! April 10, 2022

California

Used to be one of the most prosperous states. Now, it is open season for criminals and drugged hobos.

Welcome to California! Now, I'll run away, so somebody doesn't stab me with a needle full of the plague.

by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish February 4, 2022

california bubbler

Round ball pipe with a small hole on the top used specifically for smoking crystal meth, or shake and bake meth.

I hit the California bubbler and got lit!

by Tweedy Bird June 18, 2017

California Carousel

When you fist your partner in the ass, hold them up on your arm like a puppet, and raise and lower them in a motion similar to that of a carousel.

Amy did you hear that Jeff gave Beth a California Carousel the other night?

by WeirdShitsInMyTits August 1, 2023

California Mud

Soy sauce mixed with Wasabi. A sort of improvised dipping sauce popular among some American sushi lovers.

In California, some sushi lovers will mix the dollop of wasabi given to them with the soy sauce in the dipping dish. This is never done in Japan. If a Japanese person likes wasabi on their sushi, they will place a small piece directly on the sushi, but Americans who like wasabi will just put it in the soy sauce to evenly distribute it when they dip the sushi. Making "California Mud" is not considered rude inside Japan, but it will raise a few eyebrows since sushi has a "proper" way to be eaten.

by wakkadoodooo October 8, 2017