Cock Block

Your Parents, If you're Indian.
My Mum is Such a Cock Block , That she's going to make me Die A Virgin
by That Chubby Lil Fella April 08, 2017
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Cock Block

Verb: Late 20th century:

Any rejection or 'blocking' of effort to spend time or energy in the company of another person. This does NOT have to include the actual use ofa 'Cock' or regard the opposite sex.

"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"

"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"

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"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"

"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"
by D.J. Playnice January 07, 2022
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Beaver block

Not a cock block but a beaver block (for use for lesbians only!)
"Don't beaver block me!"
by The original beaver January 06, 2016
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Writer's Block

When one is writing or typing a piece of literature and they cannot think about what to put next. It gets annoying and it takes another minute to think about what to put down next.
by WhoDatFreshBoi May 27, 2019
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cluck blocked

To be cock blocked by a chick.
eg. At the BBQ Aryeh was trying to hit on Ilana but was cluck blocked by Rebecca who quite fancied the pants off him.

Usage: "Man, that girl totally cluck blocked you!"
by LemonLion October 31, 2013
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Job Blocking

Similar to cock blocking but used in work related environment.
Yo, everytime you send me that link I can never see it cause my my computer keeps job blocking.

I stay getting Error 403: Blocked Site.

Site Policy
You have attempted to access a site which has been deemed non-productive by your site administrator. Access has been blocked and your attempt has been logged.
by claymenia April 05, 2011
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mexi-block

To block another car from passsing on the highway by filling up all lanes with vehicles traveling at the same speed
Yo, that ice cream truck and PT cruiser are mexi-blocking me.
by vipergt212 March 29, 2011
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