90% (Inbread) ,6% ( Redneck) 1% (some rich spoiled kids), 2%( jocks), 1% (School Shooter) .....Where all the girls have been plowed more than a farm, and where the guys just dont care.
by Brindlee Mountain December 13, 2018
Jerking off a series of men to climax in succession in the style of a downhill skier using ski-poles.
Rob : Have you had Terrance
John : Are you joking?! He's had everyone in here...he's been skiing down cock mountain
Rob : Well I never....
John : Are you joking?! He's had everyone in here...he's been skiing down cock mountain
Rob : Well I never....
by Ian Bunton, call me "Bunny" September 17, 2014
this school sucks major peepee. Its full of Jack wagon O' tools. Everyone in this school is so pathetic they either have to have sex with everyone they come in contact with or they blow someone for the amount of weed thats about the size of an asian penis. everyone here is fake and there are only a select few of classy people.
by thedoom February 25, 2011
An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."
You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"
Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"
Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
by bitchdivataytay February 09, 2008
I was about to bang her in the ass when out of nowhere I saw a rocky mountain chocolate starfish poking out.
by DannyB,R,davidR December 07, 2007
by R0BBI3 July 24, 2008
Guy: Man I'm sad I missed the new Secret Mountain Fort Awesome ep
Guy 2: Sucks man, the episode was awesome!
Guy 2: Sucks man, the episode was awesome!
by PizzaSteve413 August 26, 2014