Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

soft as gem’s bottom

Anything that’s softer than a baby’s bottom.

Damn! Your face is as soft as gem’s bottom.

by llamalanuh October 23, 2022

Soft Tease

The gentleness before it gets rough.

"You are gonna give me that soft tease first, right babe?"

"Yeah man I totally had to give her the soft tease to get her ready."

by CaptainJuan July 30, 2015

Soft Disowned

Not calling to check on someone, but will pick up their call. If you've been soft disowned, they won't call to check on you, but will pick up your call but still not ask how you're doing.

Ashley believes her family have soft disowned her, they never call her, and when she calls, they hang up after just 2 minutes on the phone.

by GirlQchi February 7, 2025

american soft taco

The main ingredient is usually beef, pork, chicken, or turkey muscles, or a combination of meats and poultry.

Hey Robbie, are you bringing the American Soft Taco's to the cook out?

by Lil Hero July 24, 2024

soft lowercase f

Soft Lowercase F is the best person to ever deserved by her pet, Jae. She shall win all awards and be the number one!

Person 1: Ever heard of Soft Lowercase F?
Person 2: Uh, yea?
Person 1: She really makes good content! You should subscribe to her in YT!
Person 2: Okie Dokie!

by CoroTheCatto December 3, 2022

Softs

Pictures that don't quite qualify as nudes.

Pictures in underwear, or with the intimate areas covered up in some way.

-Hey, I talked to this girl last night and she sent me a few softs!

-Damnnn bro she must be really into you!

by The Essentialist June 29, 2021