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Ryan Waffle

A spineless guy who in this case happens to be named Ryan. Note, waffling is not limited to Ryan, but currently, in my experience, he is the reigning champion.
Jade deserves better than a Ryan Waffle.
by The Mike K November 13, 2020
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Smelly Ryan

Have you smelt Ryan he’s a smelly Ryan
by Johnny Garcia October 9, 2020
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Ryan Allnut

That person has 7 buttcheeks he is such a Ryan Allnut
by Grandpa Jeff February 8, 2018
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Trusty Ryan

A sexual act where fingers inserted into the anus one at a time until the entire fist is wrist deep inside of the recipient.
Daniel was pleased when his woman gave him a trusty Ryan last night.
by snizzlewizzle October 16, 2021
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ryan taub

Ryan taub- the son of the founder of the ryobi cordless kit.
Do you know who my son is? -father taub

Yes of course.
What’s his name again?

Ryan taub
by Ryan taub October 20, 2021
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Real Ryan

The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.
Sexiness is defined by its Ryaness. For all things awesome are defined by their Ryaness.

Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.
by The Junior Real Ryan October 9, 2011
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turtle ryan

the best fortnite player ever better than ninja and in the clan infinity he beat all fortnite players in a 1v1 with a pickaxe and won 20000 times and is friends with sashasuishi101 burning fyre and panda squadron recently added lazarlazar.
ninja sucks turtle ryan is the best
by turtle ryan November 28, 2018
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