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RIVER

River is an autistic, ghost band loving person. They are ankle biter
“RIVER STOP BEING GAY
by Noahthenoah November 4, 2022
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River

Quite literally the best sibling you can have, she is a sweetheart since you met and would never betray you. Keep a River by your side if you ever come across one.
Jerry: "Aw shes so sweet."

Stinky: "Yeah, shes named River."
by YourLocalTorchy November 11, 2022
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River

River is an incredibly cute human being, they are quiet most of the time, even around friends but they have that one friend they are always comfortable being loud with. They prefer They/Them pronouns and can't stand unfair and rude people. They have a temper like wildfire and and could honestly kick anyones ass. They're usually on the shorter side. They always have fun colored hair and and have weird but amazing fashion sense. They're artistic and literary geniuses.

They're usually pretty numb to the world, they don't like humans persay, but they do like people. They listen to all kinds of music, ranging from kpop to death metal.

They're often depressive and have major Anxiety issues. They crave romantic relationships but always choose the worst people. They empathic and are really good at comforting others, but they can also talk about themselves for a long while, not in a boastful way. They will be your bestfriend and your worst enemy. They're often alluring, and you'll always want to be around them.
Petra: River makes me feel butterflies
Rain: For real, They're so stunning
by GraceEvelyn'sFriend November 11, 2022
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ABSALOUT DUMBASS HE HAS THE SMALLEST PP EVER HE SUCKS
river took my weed last night.
by SLAY MONKEY RIVER SUCKS November 24, 2022
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River my beloved

My future husbands name is river, I love him sm to the point where I would die for him
awwwh, You look adorable as always, river my beloved :)
by StupidWetCat November 30, 2022
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River Coochie

A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.
Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?
by Rcooch13 April 27, 2022
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River

A girl who is nice, cute, funny, smart, hot and is in love with taylor swift.

-ethan
by anonymous May 3, 2022
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