River is an amazing guy, blonde hair, blue-greenish eyes. He is sooooo good locking and so dang attractive it'll make you cry. His smile makes you weak in the knees and damn is he a good kisser. You want to spend all your time with a river, he loves being active and the outdoors. He's a huuuge flirt and could break your heart in an instant, However he is a sweetheart and a very genuine kind person. Loving river is one of the best decisions you can make, but one with drastic consequences if it goes wrong. He's hilarious af and loves to listen to music in his old truck. River is dumb and can make dumb decisions but he'll always come back to you. He always wants to be your hero, and overthinks constantly. He will raise your standards and he loves to spoil you. Overall, River is an amazing guy, worth the heartache, AND HE IS HOT AS H*LL
by ursowelcomemylove March 19, 2021
Get the Rivermug. by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022
Get the Riversmug. When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
by Recycle champ January 24, 2025
Get the Hocking River dwarfgasimmug. hes a pretty cool guy overall. 100/10 personality. rivers are very nice people and they have amazing hair
by Mrs.KoolKid101 December 10, 2020
Get the rivermug. A shitty group of casinos in Mississippi owned by the Choctaws. Known for its rude employees, tight slots, slow drinks and WASTED locals.
by 215634 December 20, 2016
Get the pearl river resortmug. by sn1pe4 February 11, 2023
Get the river coremug. by SLAY MONKEY RIVER SUCKS November 24, 2022
Get the rivermug.