Redneckdgiraffe

my legal father

a redneckdgiraffe is my legal father

by ducklord2023 January 8, 2023

rednecketto

Ghetto redneck

I’m rednecketto asffff

by Xannybar January 20, 2023

RedNeck

Anyone named Alexander

Lilly - “you ever met Alexander”
John - “you mean the redneck”

by djdjfhfbdbdjdjcfbbffhc January 22, 2023

RedNeck

Anyone named Alexander

Lilly - “you ever met Alexander”
John - “you mean the redneck”

by djdjfhfbdbdjdjcfbbffhc January 22, 2023

redneck refill

The act of filling an old gas station soda cup with a 25 ounce Natty Light Big One.

I was getting so hammered driving around with my redneck refill.

by Bigmoneybenny January 26, 2023

Redneck Humidifier

A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.

Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”

Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”

by Splarch February 12, 2023

Redneck Third Base

Alternate term for anal. Texas birth control .

Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....

by Tex in affect February 26, 2023