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River

A Body of water
by Suck my dick1235 February 25, 2021
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flint river baby

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river
Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby
by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017
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river thot

A woman of easy virtue, specifically that of a high BMI.
I mistook that river thot for a cow.
by Wolfpack definitions 69 March 13, 2019
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River boy

A river boy is a young blonde curly haired white male who goes to hide by the river to perform homosexual acts with their in the closet best friend/boyfriend.
“Hey did you see those river boys at the chatahooche river, they were making out by the bamboo forest
by AtlBased April 25, 2024
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The River Effect

When one individual within a team or group speaks first during a presentation, however during their speaking they cover all of the notes which were meant to be covered by the group as a whole. This generally renders the rest of the group in a awkward and unpleasant situation of not having any information to contribute to the discussion.
River, Dave, and Alex are all presenting a project on elephants. They have a 2 page summary of notes.
River is the first to speak, and in his brief time speaking he covers all 2 pages of notes. This leaves the rest of the group with nothing to say.

This is "The River Effect" , everyone else in the group is stuck awkwardly stumbling for things to say or contribute.
by InterpersonalParadox October 5, 2018
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River moment

If somebody does something autistic it's a river moment
Hey billy that was a real river moment huh

yeah john it was
by Riverrrrrrrrrrrrr October 13, 2021
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River Valian

Is a person that was born and raised in River Vale and decided to live in River Vale as an adult. These humans believe that River Vale is the a representation of the world. Modern language refers to people in this category as “Karens” for their reporting of garbage cans being on the curb hours past their “deadline”. They complain about the deer population but refuse to make decisions that will help. Ultimately, a river valían is an entitled human that lives in the fantasy land of a suburban town in Bergen county and believes that they are the best.
Man you better watch out with that family, they are River valians
by Countrysquire April 26, 2025
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