Shit-Pooping

When your playing a game but your shit is turtling out of your ass so you go to the toilet, pinch a little off, and wipe to save time and get back to the game quicker.

You: Oh crap man I got to poop
Friend: But we are in a competitive match, we need you.
You: Don't worry I'll go Shit-Pooping

by GoldNate May 29, 2023

Drewby Poop

A drewby poop is a kid with a really big fucking head and nasty grotesque rotten ass teeth that haven't been brushed in a long ass time, a drewby poop thinks he knows everything but he's actually really fucking stupid, a drewby poop normally eats his own shit and plays with it for entertainment, he's also known to shit in his pants instead of a toilet, another thing to know about a drewby poop is that if you don't give them what they want they will threaten to kill you, drewby poop will most likely become the next hitler

damn klutzy you're such a drewby poop

by connoryoung May 14, 2020

poop vice

When you try to write Gregg Popovich's last name in your phone, but that shit keeps auto correcting to poop vice.

Damn man! I can't get my shitty phone to write Coach Popovich's name without auto correcting to poop vice.

by LikaMiDik January 14, 2015

poop-thirty

A phrase meaning that it's time for a bowel movement. More commonly used when speaking to one or more male friends.

I'd say it's about poop-thirty.

by Scott78 September 5, 2007

poop waddle

That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.

Man, I had to poop waddle to the nearest bathroom after that long car ride.

by PWdefiner July 17, 2017

poop towel

A towel that has been used as a toilet.

Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!

by assbitch February 19, 2010

Dingo poop

The currency used in Australia

how much dingo poop did that dirty dickless wombat cost you

by That guy you know the one December 30, 2009