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Peanut Butter Box

When intensely focused on something or talking about something and out if nowhere something out of the blue catches your attention, PEANUT BUTTER BOX.
I was playing catch with my dog and along came a squirrel and, PEANUT BUTTER BOX!

I was telling my girlfriend a story and mid sentence...PEANUTBUTTER BOX!!!!
by BigR3Dd&Poochie May 20, 2022
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Peanut M&M

The art of covering a guy's balls in some form of melted chocolate, Nutella, for example.
Last night, my friend's gave me a Peanut M&M. It fucking sucked, bro.
by xbr0seidon June 29, 2011
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Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.
1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."
by chuckman13 March 11, 2019
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Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 20, 2008
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Peanut butter and clown nose

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!
I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.
by The aj gains November 28, 2020
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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Peanut fudge butter fuck

Woah man I’m a dog ass nigga PUBG and I’m bout to peanut fudge butter fuck with a fatty fat fat fap fap.
by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023
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