pot comet

its when you are getting your pot out of it's medium of transportation, and the shake flys all over the place..

"Hey man ill pack a bowl, here let me get my pot... oh shit, pot comet!"

by Officer O'Reily May 09, 2005

No kitty, this is my pot pie

*meow*
"NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!"
*meow*
"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!"
*meow*
"MOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!"
"Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
"What?"

"No kitty, this is my pot pie" is perhaps one of the funniest masterpieces in South Park.

by Brawldud December 21, 2011

shit or get off the pot

"make a decision." This phrase is most commonly used towards a person or group whom the speaker feels are behaving indecisively. Often occurs in tense situations where the speaker believes a quick decision is necessary or urgent. Sometimes delivered as "life advice."

"Shit or get off the pot. Don't just sit there waiting for a better option, or hoping someone will fix it for you."

by Deome June 17, 2015

Turkish hot pot

A turkish hot pot was a newish school term, for shitting in a vagina, and beginning to lick it out. A disgusting school boy phrase.

I would like a turkish hot pot.

by alpro July 07, 2009

Awfully hot Coffee pot

Something hot that you’d drop on someone.

”That’s an awfully hot coffee pot/ Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not.” -Eminem BET cypher 2017.

by BigSheepMeow November 11, 2020

New Orleans Neti-Pot

Using a partner’s nostril as a sexual orifice during ejaculation, causing semen to enter the partner’s sinus cavity and exit through the opposite nostril.

I knew Karrie wouldn’t swallow, so I surprised her with a New Orleans Neti-Pot

by JayBanks October 29, 2017

Arse like a Nutella pot

A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.

Mick, you used up a whole bog roll in there. Sorry mate, I had an arse like a Nutella pot.

by Jayboy1980 May 16, 2020