Bobber goblin

Type of person who gives oral sex to many different men.

I can't believe you're dating her, she's a known bobber goblin.

by Harshdrummer April 20, 2022

Beverage Goblin

Someone who has more than 1 beverage at a time. 1 for hydration, 1 for energy & 1 for fun.

Why does Stacy need so many drink? Her drinks are taking up the whole desk. She is such a beverage goblin.

by Beverage Goblin jr January 31, 2024

Top Goblin

Someone who gives too agressive oral sex, including putting balls in their mouth. They will do anything to give head.

A went to take a shit and she swooped in. Becky is such a Top Goblin.

by KweefGurl April 15, 2022

rainbow goblin

Slang for hallucogens used in multiple Ethiopian satanist cults. Also used to ‘Connect’ with the gods

Woah man, did you try the rainbow goblin? I think I ascended and met outback lord Cthulu

by Wigglies June 16, 2018

Cheddar Goblin

someone who gobbles cheese

that Velvita was so good that it turned him into a Cheddar Goblin.

by tiffb0t December 28, 2020

Shit goblin

A school rumor in a californian school (Berdu) where a man was caught eaten shit in the bathroom after school during the after school programs the shit goblins name is Nick hamerage and he was supposedly suspended at school after due to the amount of shit he took from the school bathrooms

Whats up n- shit goblin!!! "Shut the fuck up or ill eat your shit too" :)

by Amongusly September 20, 2021

Meta-goblin

A basement dwelling PvP gamer that insistently plays the most optimal characters, strategies or buys the best items at every opportunity. They *have* to win by any means necessary.

This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.

Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.

"Look at this meta-goblin, he only plays Bellona in duel with death's embrace."

*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*

"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".

by Dracoriax June 13, 2021