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Dan Caddick

There is very little known about this being. Simply put, Dan Caddick is proof that there is indeed a higher power somewhere out there. The most aesthetically pleasing man to walk the Earth, able to seduce any woman who so much lays eyes on him. It's speculated that he is the root reason that envy and jealously even exist amongst men in the first place. Rumour has it that his cock rivals in length the city of Paris and that it was in fact his cumshot that was responsible for the nuking of two Japanese cities during 1945 in World War 2, but this was later covered up by NATO. It is believed that Dan Caddick originated from the Bermuda Triangle and that he is in fact the younger brother of Godzilla, who turned on him due to jealousy over his beauty and immense cock size. The KGB believes that he was indeed captured and held in Area 51 for a brief period of time, but was extracted by a specialist team lead by Dylan Ashworth and the motive remains unknown. Reports estimate him as being millions of years old as hieroglyphics depict him putting dinosaurs in headlocks and being the shit out of them. A lot remains unknown about Dan Caddick. Well renowned professor Dr Lewis Whitehouse and his team remain determined to investigate into this enigma further.
Man 1: Hey why did your girl leave you?

Man 2: Dan Caddick.
by N1SS4N GTR July 5, 2022
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Dan

Most adorable person out there, not as adorable as my Dan
UwU Dan
by Bakugou:) November 1, 2019
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Dan Chance

When you go to a party, sit sober the whole time and make no moves on any women.
I did a proper dan chance at that party last night
by Lxxxx January 2, 2021
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Dan Fish

Someone who is so good at something that people refuse to acknowledge it out of fear.
by BarackObamaOfficial September 1, 2019
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Dan-tastic

Being hostile, aggressive, flat-out rude and borderline-racist, while having fun doing so.
Adam was feeling Dan-tastic today!
by BreakComps February 21, 2025
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Sub of the dan

sedge's servant
Sedge: Hi
Sub of the dan: Hello
Sedge: Do the washing
Sub of dan: ok
by bantah March 16, 2012
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Black Dan

A type of African american who typically lives in wealthier areas of the united states, but pretend to be a thug and usually end up doing something stupid and getting caught leading to legal punishment
Black Dan groped a girl last night and now hes being charged with assault. What a twit
by Shenshang March 28, 2020
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