Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

by srcs August 26, 2023

Number Five

Chubby Ass Hat

Number Five Is not used in a sentence dumbass

by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020

Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

Number 3

To cum/ejaculate

I need a number 3

by Grandpa max July 19, 2017

QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE NUMBER 1

Queen of the Universe Number 1

All of the Queens of the Universe have to acknowledge that the Queen of the Universe Number 1 has the most power over Earth including material, physical, emotional, spiritual and all of the Galaxies in the Universe. She is the ruler of all things that matter and her name is Krystyna.

by Nunuska June 26, 2020

give a boy your number day

On November 22nd its the give a boy your number day! He can always hit you up if you want :)

her : Hey here my number!
him : Why?
her : Its November 22nd! Its give a boy your number day!

by November 22nd November 10, 2020

Done a number

To injure, hurt or cause harm/damage

I done a number on my back when I lifted that heavy box

by Typicalireland May 13, 2024