Sticky Pants

The crusty state of a man's pants when his girlfriend/wife/slampiece abandons a blow job mid-ejaculation, forcing him to finish in his boxers.

Alden was giving me mind-bending head the other night, but then she hopped off when she thought she heard my mom coming and all I got were sticky pants.

by Some gay faggot March 15, 2010

tweak pants

grey pants, capri in nature, often burlap or twill or dark denim. Worn by tennis players to night haunts of sophistication. Usually accompanies drinking of Michelob Ultra or doing meth

Hi, I have turrets, but you are wearing tweak pants

by Umoja January 16, 2008

Frog With Pants

A person who has no ass to fill out the back of their pants, making it seem like a frog got up, put on a pair of pants, and walked away.

Guy: Hey Joe look, Tito's ass looks like a Frog With Pants on.

Joe: Hahahahahahahaha

Tito: Fuck You

by hiddengamer93 January 11, 2009

pant farmer

A person that grows and reaps underwear.

You're a pant farmer thats what you are.

by Ben from ramsgate May 15, 2006

nascar pants

Wearing pants hiked up to one's nipples with a Nascar T-shirt tucked in with a belt, in preperation for watching a Nascar event.

I thought he was hot until I noticed his Nascar pants.

by janiegrrl13 September 29, 2009

Yogurt pants

Yoga pants when worm by someone obviously too obese to be doing any yoga.

what is that she's wearing?

Yogurt pants dude.

by Chiznicken December 14, 2017

Oh pants!

An exclaimation when scared or excited about something. An alternate to Oh My God.

Oh pants!! You moved to Croasia!?!
There is a new guy at school and Oh Pants hes hot!!

by Loo. April 20, 2009