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tech-block

when a girl pulls out her phone or opens up her laptop to make herself seem unavailable
person1: yo did you holla at that shawty last night at than joint

person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on

Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block
by swype May 26, 2011
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learner's block

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.
From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.
by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016
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by Rxplanation February 16, 2023
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Butt Blocking

When you're in a narrow-ish passageway and one of the two people trying to pass sticks their butt out so freaking far that the other person can't get past without making for one extremely awkward situation.
I was trying to walk down the hallway when he started butt blocking me!
by Disneydork323 February 19, 2011
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Block Shop

When a basketball player blocks multiple shots throughout the game, resulting in almost a business of blocking shots. Hence, block shop.
Jeff: "Did you see Mike blocking shots left and right last night?"

Jordan: "Yeah, he had a block shop and it was open for business."
by JR Roberts December 13, 2009
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talk blocking

this happens when you are trying to talk to a person and another intrusive annoying person keeps getting all up in the business, making the conversation difficult or impossible
Kendra: Hey did you run into Elias again?

Michelle: Yeah, but Rachel kept talk blocking! What is her problem?

Kendra: Oh she talk blocks anyone she sees as a threat. She knows she has to go to extreme measures to keep his attention.
by moniker1979 June 13, 2014
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Definer's Block

(n.) When you can't think of anything to define on Urban Dictionary because almost everything comedic has already been defined.
Guy: Hey man, what's wrong?
Other Guy: Can't think of anything to define, I got definer's block.
by Other_Person March 8, 2020
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