your dick is now a noodle

A description of the process of your Penis transforming to a Noodle

Skidadle Skidodle, your dick is now a noodle

by Justus Bumm January 26, 2018

you like dah noodle

First You Must Speak in an Asian Accent

Example:

Tyler: Hey James

James: Oh Herro

Tyler: Bahaha

James: You like dah noodle?

Tyler: 0.o The Fuck..

James: (walks away with smile)

by DGK_ALL_DAY-125769 September 22, 2011

Getting My Noodles Wet

Some one wettin ur penis whether a gurl suckin you literally or a boy jockin your noodles

Jordan Everett was getting my noodles wet

by Chris Greg January 20, 2009

toaster bunny pool noodle

a delicacy at chars house involving standing on one foot and pretending to be Hawaiian

If my bean doesn’t become a buddy, i'll eat a toaster bunny pool noodle

by nev April 15, 2005

eating my chicken noodle soup

When sumone tries and take the credit for sumthing you have done.

You take the trash out and your brother tries and take the credit for it. Damn, bro. Why you eating my chicken noodle soup...

by el poppa drano August 26, 2007

Obama cock slapper Arby noodle

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom

So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*

by I am beer December 25, 2019

Slurpy town on a noodle bowl

Slurping down/licking the juice off a dude's hairy balls.

After we came, my balls were drenched so she went to slurpy town on a noodle bowl on me.

by Uhcide August 3, 2011