Charles: dude, I think something's wrong...
Brandon: what is it?
Charles: I am growing something on my dick...
Brandon: ewwww
Charles: should I go to the doctor?
Brandon: yes!
Charles: I think I have a huge dick nipple!
Brandon: what is it?
Charles: I am growing something on my dick...
Brandon: ewwww
Charles: should I go to the doctor?
Brandon: yes!
Charles: I think I have a huge dick nipple!
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