Stretch Marks

Let's just say when I give you stretch marks, it has nothing to do with pregnancy... or your stomach ;)
by DirtyBoy654 February 10, 2010
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Mark of the Beast

The mark on one side of your lover's face caused by long vigorous heterosexual sex in the missionary position. Characteristically shown by a red beard-burn on the apple of the cheek and black eye make-up that has smudged around the respective side, giving a bruising effect. The "Mark" can often times be confused as spousal abuse as it looks like the bitch just got punched in the face.
"I'm worried about your wife...do you beat her?"
"No man, thats just the Mark of the Beast."
"O"
by Bildivarian February 15, 2009
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The Mark of Shame

When a Male Violently hits their victim across the ass cheek, or face with the substaintial growth from their netherlands with baby powder on it. Leaving a large baby powder marking shaped like the growth used to assault the victim.
John: Dude this chick totaly ate my Volvo!!

Tyrone: WHAT! She must be punished for her insulence!

John: Already taken care of...

Tyrone: You didn't do what I think you did! Did you?

John: Yes, The Mark of Shame

Tyrone: You are a horrible person!
by DocileDecimatingDutyDealer January 27, 2010
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mark tobin

tool. nerd. people marry him just because they cant have their first choice.
"dudes a tool."
"yeah his name should be mark tobin."
by hatetools August 18, 2011
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hit the mark

"i hit the mark boys!"
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Mark-glow

It’s when your name is mark and your ugly then you have a glow up so it a mark glow
Dude mark-glowed
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mark collins

The author of "The Gospel according to Collins"; Creator of "The Collins Theory"; A phenomenal teacher who tells amazing stories in class.
Yo dawg, I read that "The Gospel according to Collins" book and was totally invigorated by that Mark Collins author.

Collins is totally a Mark Collins because he is such an amazing teacher.
by ThrowawayAccount0101 December 22, 2015
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