May 9th 

May 9th is hug a murderer day
Go find and hug them
Give them affection

E.g
Person 1: hey it’s may 9th which is hug a murderer day
Person 2:ok and?
Person 1:where’s my hug?

May 9th by Life Insurance Square May 8, 2022

May 9th 

National Goku day! Global Goku day, 5/9 (Go Ku)

May 9th
Him: "dont be disappointed in me"
Her" "why?"
Him: "it's global goku day-"

May 9th by Candi Kane May 9, 2022

may 19

anne boleyn is beheaded :///

may 19 1536

may 19 by iloveanneboleyn May 9, 2022

May 13 

National skip school day

Me: hey bro it’s May 13 tmrw
them: so?
me: it’s national skip school day
them: alr let’s do it
me: bet

May 13 by machary May 9, 2022

May 9th 

National give your bf super risky head in the drum closet day

Dude it’s may 9th. I’m definitely getting some slop

May 9th by Billthebest568 May 9, 2022

May 9th 

National show the angles right in the shower day

Yo its May 9th, that means you gotta show that ass in the shower

May 9th by Johncock32 May 9, 2022

May 12 

Hookup or more with your boyfriend day!

ME: its may 12 !
THEM: Oooo, your boyfriend is gettin lucky;)

May 12 by Boifrend May 10, 2022