The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.

“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”

by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019

luke erwin

He is one of a kind legendary mother fucka who is aussie and does anything with no care in the world

Luke Erwin a nice guy who loves to do anything for the public with no fear and loves traumatizing the police

by Blayde field April 18, 2019

Luke

A fat kid that loves mountain dew and Doritos

Luke is so fat

by SweatyBot69420 February 25, 2020

Luke Powers

Luke is a kinda, sweet hearted man with sharp features. He loves music, playing music, and spending time with his wife and kids. He used to be a teacher, but went to military. He’s a very kind man, don’t waste the time you have with him, because he can be gone as fast as you met him..

I wish Mr. Powers would come back..
Luke Powers?

by Demon Child 95 February 2, 2023

Luke

He’s an actual lax god, and is good at everything he does, literally. He is so funny and everybody likes him. There is not a single person that doesn’t. He has a good ratio of making fun of you and joking around, but also bring sweet and caring. He’s a good boyfriend and friend and does literally every sport and is always at the beach. He has a bunch of freckles on his face that are rlly cute and he has the best smile (when he does smile). He’s always laughing which makes you laugh cause it’s so funny. He’s the best. ps his name always autocorrects to “like”.

Person: yo luke the man !

by toolkits June 19, 2019

Luke III

Asshole that wears people's clothes without permission.

Hey, did you see that guy Luke III wearing Andres' clothes?

by Ace Ftw March 4, 2009

Luke

Tends to be very thirsty. Look up light-weight for more info.

"Luke couldn't even get 185 on bench... what a thirsty light-weight."

by Big daddy savage2180 March 7, 2017