1) She can't club with you guys this Friday, she's on "geek lock," she's got the A.P. soon.
2) Her parents don't let her have a social life, they keep her on "geek lock."
2) Her parents don't let her have a social life, they keep her on "geek lock."
by Xianna Blue January 27, 2017
Get the geek lockmug. A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.
Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
Get the hate lockmug. A lock is a guy that always tries hard to be cool, and he's a doppleganger. He thinks he's in the cool group but no one likes him.
by rookie cookie October 26, 2015
Get the Lockmug. When you hug a person around their arms and upper torso so tight they can't move. Typically used as a form of endearment.
by EUROBESE November 16, 2014
Get the mama lockmug. Hym "Unlike Eric HE WAS ALREADY LOCKED UP FOR THE CRIMES HE DID. The crimes were armed robbery and larceny. So what are you going to do? Life in prison for every crime except not for former gang members and mentally retarded billionaires? Death penalty for every crime? I like the sound of that because what the YouTube filth is doing to me is likely a crime. So, yes! Death penalty for every crime. Murder all of the YouTube freaks for their crimes against me! But back to the topic at hand... He was already locked up. What happens after he serves his sentence? Welp, there wasn't a white-man/Jew there do give him a million dollars to start a business after he did HIS crime, unlike Eric, so he had no future. And THAT is why the right is hard-pressed to lock people up on a dime and 'intervene' in crime. Steal the future for themselves and enslave, cage, or kill anyone who isn't willing let them do it. So, in conclusion, they already locked him up. 'Locking up criminals' is what ALREADY HAPPENED THERE and it likely LEAD to girls death because once you are a criminal (unless your Eric) you basically become a philosophical zombie and have no future beyond death 99% of the time. And you weren't there to intervene. You WON'T BE THERE TO INTERVENE IN THE FUTURE. And, in my case, you have already intervened wrong and now if I don't get credited and paid for the contributions I made to society... YOU WON'T BE THERE AGAIN when someone has to pay the price."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
Get the Locking up criminalsmug. by bvvrn March 6, 2024
Get the locked inmug. The cAPS lOCK Fucker is rthe guy WHO fucks with your caps lock so you type like a maniac.
Example:
mY Name is JAy and My caps LOCK is fucking with ME
Example:
mY Name is JAy and My caps LOCK is fucking with ME
Billy: Yo bob, did the caps lock fucker hack your keyboard?
Bob: Yes, and I HATe it sO MUCH I wanT TO EAT mY SHINbonE
Bob: Yes, and I HATe it sO MUCH I wanT TO EAT mY SHINbonE
by DefNotBruh April 25, 2024
Get the Caps Lock FUckermug.