nerd load

verb, ejaculating from the excitement of nerdy pleasures

At PAX East there was so much cool stuff I blew my Nerd Load

by Moontabu77 September 8, 2012

Blow your load and go

You cum and then run.

I blew my load on her head and ran. You mean you blow your load and go?

by Hshaushddb March 2, 2020

Drunk load

When you have an absolute fun filled night that you will not remember when you wake up.

Sammy d was such a drunk load last night she threw a bottle at someone.

by SdCw April 21, 2018

Abbey Load

Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side.

A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, the Abbey Road album cover precisely.

The only important rule to perform a perfect Abbey Load is that the person laying down is required to sing out loud the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me" right before the very moment where

Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo

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Example 1:

“Bro… we pulled off an Abbey Load on Melany last nigh! She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”

Example 2:

“He yelled ‘Here comes the sun!’ right before the Abbey Load. The dumbass couldn't sing the right song so we lost the harmony"

by GagnonDeezNuts May 5, 2025

Load Master

When a fire fighting pilot jacks off in the tanker and cums right as he/she drops the retardant.

I hate fueling this plane. We have to clean windows and this pilot cums every retardant drop like a load master

by Nasty Pilot September 10, 2025

Breech Loaded

Simply put, To get destroyed by someone.

Jimmy is acting salty as fuck. He’s about to get breech loaded by the boss.

by Adobada666 August 3, 2022

Faux Load

A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.

"I didn't cum on your face baby, that's just a faux load. Don't worry!"

by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011