load of timber

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

by chippers25 January 21, 2017

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dusty loads

Whenever youve completely drained your balls all over the first two morally casual women that stopped by for a visit to pound town. number 3 knocks on the door expecting to leave bow-legged as well but your balls are on E and you got nothing in the tank. you spit onto their backside while pounding them out in the doggy style position making her think you just busted all over her back

I was three deep last night and was ready for bed when she stopped by so I just gave her the Dusty loads

by 11nemregnahtan11 August 3, 2024

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toilet load

1. the result after eating an extremely large meal

2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit

"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."

"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit

by mindtank January 12, 2015

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