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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
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Jean Pol

He is a shy guy with a very very very very very very very very large, long and thick dick, for real i still don't believe that size is even naturally possible. He is so intelligent and very good at maths. Anyway, never rely on capricorn nigg*s
Jean Pol has got a very long dic*
by Marc Giralt November 23, 2021
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Jean Karlo

The most smooth guy you’ll ever meet in your life. He might laugh like Chewbacca from time to time, but his eyes will mesmerize you in an instant. Don’t get him upset though, because he’ll give Connor McGregor a run for his money. You need to watch out though, although he’s smooth, sweet, romantic, cute, and all that good stuff… he usually has a beautiful lady that calls him HERS. (Also known as JK)
Omg! I can’t help but stare at Jean Karlo’s eyes.
by anonymous August 18, 2023
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jean-nac

A crazy person who still is loving and kind but don't cross him or else he might unstable.

A Jean-Nac is most times a Gemini.

A Jean-Nac loves science and everything to do with it.
He is definitely a Jean-Nac if he loves science that much.
by Dr. Raymon Feilix September 29, 2019
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Sara Jean Newman

Has genetal herpes. Thank's for the info Heather ;-)
Sara Jean Newman: (n) Did you hear the rumor Heather was spreading about Sara? Yeah, she said she caught herpes.
by Sum Ting Wong? May 13, 2018
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Florian Jean Martin

Florian is a sweet and kind soul, he's always there to help you and is a sensitive person. He's the best boyfriend or friend you could ask for. He's a really amazing guy that never fails to impress me. I love my Florian Jean Martin.
Snail: "Is that a Florian Jean Martin?!"
Vee: "He is, isn't he amazing?"
Snail: "Yes, he is, I'd love to be his friend!"
by KiriBaku + Ochako Stan December 28, 2023
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Jean Philibert Douze

He's the son of Bling Daddix, a great guy on Discord
Ow ! Who's this guy ?!
That's Jean Philibert Douze !
I SEE NOW ! HE'S MY GOD !
by Rezni January 16, 2018
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