jason

a gay ass little stinky bum sniffer that likes to eat burgers and sit on the couch all day and eat chips

jason is really GAY

by kissedbydababy31313 March 13, 2022

Jason

Jason...a guy who drinks a lot, plays guitar and knows stuff!

Oh you're just like A Jason, you drink lots, play guitar (badly) and know stuff! (Fuck all)

by Lolly 82 April 28, 2021

Jason

Is a very rowdy kid that is very short standing around 5'2 and has a 0.8 mm penis. But is amazing at irrelevant sports and overall is a very nice guy but he can get very obnoxious when around him for too long. Also, he tends to get violent when made fun of but he doesn't realize he's getting violent. He's intellectual in math but retarded in every other subject. He knows nothing about woman or men but he's dated before. He is also a MEGA WEEB especially when it comes to Naruto and Tokyo Ghoul. Love you, Jason,

Jason: I LOVVEEE ITACHIIIIIII
Everyone else: Jason, Shut the fuck up

by Benron Thamochoung June 3, 2019

jason ortiz

Awsome has black and blond he takes care of a bryan they are botch chill

Jason ortiz

by By awsome March 18, 2017

Jason

Eric’s twin, also known as Jeric.

Person 1: Hey is that Eric?
Person 2: No LOL, that’s Jason.

by Jericdailo November 23, 2021

Jason

Derived from the name of former Southampton and Crystal Palace player Jason Puncheon.

Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.

"hey mate, check out the guy at the door, what an absolute Jason."

"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."

Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!

Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.

by Bigandyk August 22, 2023

Jason

Has the sexiest mom in the whole world

Damn, she is so hot. looks like jasons Mom

by QueenKaran November 23, 2021