Jason

A man who is partially deaf, but still whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 18, 2020
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A creep who 9/11ed the twin towers. He thinks he has alot of friends but this is so incorrect. He thinks his sooooo good at everything but he sucks at it. But he is making mum jokes all the time but when time comes to be serious he is serious
Jason
by Lason McDermott August 10, 2018
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Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.
Wow! That Jason really does suck!
by Asylum143 March 20, 2023
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Takes jokes to heart
Jason you're shit at fifa

guys yer actually so mean
by bigwangry-an August 01, 2021
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"i love you jason"
by poop III August 03, 2020
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Eric’s twin, also known as Jeric.
Person 1: Hey is that Eric?
Person 2: No LOL, that’s Jason.
by Jericdailo November 23, 2021
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by Backedbyscience November 24, 2021
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