The Bacon Reach Around

When things get hot, a reach around is performed then bacon is wrapped around the man's knob.

I was having so much fun and thought it could not get any better until she gave me The Bacon Reach Around.

by The One and Only Jeffrey January 18, 2017

Bacon Snake

Someone who steals someone's chick.

Watch out for Steve...
Why is that?
He's a Bacon Snake... Snaked my bacon just the other week!

by sPaZ66669 July 18, 2008

Bacon Eating Jew

1. n. A person who is Jewish, but does not closely follow the traditions or dietary restrictions of the Jewish faith. A member of the Reform Movement.

2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.

Q: Why is Paul here tonight? It's Rosh Hashanah. Isn't he Jewish?
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.

by Tagz November 01, 2010

Kevin Bacon

don juan
hey what's up, mon?
he's not jamaican
or KEVIN BACON...

...ok, WHO wrote that last definition? the one that's by "i love ewan also".

kevin bacon is sexcellent.

by we are so totally footloose January 03, 2005

Flying bacon Sandwich

a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com

Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend

Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...

by Johan destroyer of planets May 19, 2010

Makin Bacon

She's HOT! She SIZZLES like bacon!
and she's gonna fry your ass :P

Bacon sizzles! Damn, she is hot!

by STEVO47 June 25, 2004

smoke my bacon

used in atlanta awhile back,which means,"suck my dick".

a mans dick or "penis" is also known as meat, so bacon is meat. Say you were at the dinner table and someone say something you dont like,instead of saying, "suck my dick" out loud and being rude, just be polite and say, "smoke my bacon".

by Ocho Suerte February 11, 2009