rock-paper-scissors logic

1. A flawed method of reasoning which states that if one thing can beat another, and that second thing can beat another thing, then the first thing can beat the third. In reality there are far too many factors involved for that to be consistantly true. It is ironicly named after the popular game of rock-paper-scissors which is a clear example of how it is faulty.

"Well, Link is powerful enough to defeat Ganon and Ganon was powerful enough to conquer Hyrule, so Link could conquer Hyrule too!" "No way. Stop using rock-paper-scissors logic."

by Zaenos June 24, 2006

double paper bag ugly

When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs falls off!

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

rock paper scissors roulette

A game similar to russian roulette but the person designated to shoot is decided by a game of rock paper scissors.

rock paper scissors roulette was introduced by Tom Fulp's game Pico vs. Uberkids.

by DoucheBigalow March 15, 2009

Sadako and the thousand paper cranes

A book with a sad ending in Hiroshima, Japan.

i love reading Sadako and the thousand paper cranes.

by Its_avi March 18, 2022

paper back hoe

1) someone who gives you something as a gift and randomly take it back

2)something to randomly put in front of the word "hoe" to make it sounds cooler

ex 1: yo that paper back hoe took back my 20 kt. necklace

ex 2: yo that bitch is a paper back hoe for sho

by c-bizzle 92 January 30, 2007

John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.

Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

paper bag snorkel game

you give a woman a paper bag, put it on their head, leave a hole in it, and insert a snorkel so that they may breath.

Me: Want to play the paper bag snorkel game?

You: What is the paper bag snorkel game?

Me: Here is a paper bag... wear it... there is a hole i will now insert a snorkel for you to breath.

You: *choking/gagging noises*

by Davidge May 5, 2008