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smog on the hog

Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.
"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."
by BenjaminOneGraves April 26, 2022
mugGet the smog on the hogmug.

Rub hog

When you’re jacking off a guy and he’s yelling like a pig because of it.
So you didn’t sleep with him?

No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog

Oh that’s fucked
by Shelbin399 April 27, 2025
mugGet the Rub hogmug.

girthy hog

When you’ve got a GIRTHY penis.
Did you see his hog?”
“It’s so girthy!!”
“He definitely has a girthy hog”
by pca13 May 23, 2018
mugGet the girthy hogmug.

Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
mugGet the Last word hogmug.

Compliment hog

A girl that needs a compliment, praise, or positive word every 5 seconds.
People thought the compliment hog in class needed to get high on either cocaine or ecstasy more than she needed a compliment, since she seemed like someone with a low dopamine level in her brain.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019
mugGet the Compliment hogmug.

Twerking his hog

When your testosterone is overflowing so you start cranking your Johnson. Like your Hank Williams jr starts playing a lil tune and you gotta strum your chords till you climax
Yoooo no way, I just walked in on Jerry “Twerking his hog”. Or yeah low key might “Twerk my hog” later, been bricked for weeks
by BigballerUrbanD April 4, 2025
mugGet the Twerking his hogmug.

hog

(derogatory and politically loaded slang)
An insult that is used in online left-leaning communities to describe conservatives, other right wingers, and/or bigots; based from the "pig" insult for the police
My teacher called me a whore just for being gay and I later found her masturbating to a picture of Trump. She's such a hog bro.
by dardardardar69 April 3, 2022
mugGet the hogmug.

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