Best friends who are joined at the hip
I'm missing my right hip
I can't wait to tell my hipster about this one... they will never believe it!
Where's your hipster gone?
I can't wait to tell my hipster about this one... they will never believe it!
Where's your hipster gone?
by Berth Thillitis December 10, 2010
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"oh man... OH MAN! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me." (a pretentious hipster in the wild)
"It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness" (what the hell does this even mean? )
"A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean." (a pretentious hipster making an unnecessary reference to buttholes)
"It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness" (what the hell does this even mean? )
"A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean." (a pretentious hipster making an unnecessary reference to buttholes)
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Privileged, self absorbed, in denial, white, pretentious, judgemental, think they are knowledgeable of art and politics, conformists, only like people who look like them, manorexic, lack societal participation, consumers,
Person: Hey, who are those pretentious, white, priveledged, self absorbed, consumers that all look the same and have eating disorders?
Other Person: Hipsters.
Other Person: Hipsters.
by freddy fingers June 17, 2008
Get the hipster mug.by beer bitch August 14, 2011
Get the hipster beer mug.Looks: Red/brown/black hair, bandannas, side/undercut, stretched ears, high top/short shorts, baggy tops, college jackets, old baggy grandma jumpers, thick framed glasses, cross accessories.
Likes: Thrifing at vintage shops, piercings/tattoos, cold/hot coffee, reading, perfect grammar, organic food, anchors.
Music: Under ground, low key music.
* imagine*
Brown, shaggy hair, stretched ears, anchor tattoo, septum piercing, black studded high top shorts, baggy under ground band shirt, college jumper, glasses, cross necklace, drinking cold coffee while cold coffee a book.
Likes: Thrifing at vintage shops, piercings/tattoos, cold/hot coffee, reading, perfect grammar, organic food, anchors.
Music: Under ground, low key music.
* imagine*
Brown, shaggy hair, stretched ears, anchor tattoo, septum piercing, black studded high top shorts, baggy under ground band shirt, college jumper, glasses, cross necklace, drinking cold coffee while cold coffee a book.
Normal person: U sew hipster!!!1!
Hipster: I am in fact, not a "Hipster".
*goes back to reading encyclopedia*
Hipster: I am in fact, not a "Hipster".
*goes back to reading encyclopedia*
by Normal person March 26, 2012
Get the Hipster mug.The Bourgeois Bohemian. Those who strive for the starving artist image, but without the starving or the art. They represent the futility of being a young person trying to be shocking, groundbreaking and passionate in the 21st century. They're total non-conformists and don't dress like anyone else. Ever. Typically, they wear skinny-jeans with ironic t-shirts, vintage jackets and moustaches. Silly hats are optional. They also don't act like anyone else. Typically, they support obscure independent music and fair trade/ organic produce. See what I mean? There's no pidgeon-holing a hipster.
Hipster bands include Animal Collective, Vivian Girls, the Antlers and Grizzly Bear. Now that I've mentioned them, they're evil mainstream bullshit. On to the next band!
Hipster bands include Animal Collective, Vivian Girls, the Antlers and Grizzly Bear. Now that I've mentioned them, they're evil mainstream bullshit. On to the next band!
by Bill Burroughs December 8, 2010
Get the Hipster mug.People who think they're ahead of the trend curve but really are just full of themselves and annoying.
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