An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.
“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”
by Michael Callahan December 22, 2023
A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut
I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!
by Huffle-Puff-Daddy February 17, 2016
Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up
Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”
by Siri’s Bitch April 15, 2019
When a female is about to climax due to cunnilingus, reaches up and slaps her partner across the face, then proceeds to climax on said face.
by Qrocks April 24, 2014
A dark pair of sunglasses that permits one to stare at ones boobs without the risk of getting caught
Dude, check out those Norks!!
I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.
That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!
I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.
That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!
by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016
by Joe Bidome December 13, 2021