flying dragon

The act of taking a shit without touching the toilet.

Guy #1: I just had t-bell

Guy #2: Dude were really far away from home

Guy #1: Damn, Im going to have to go in that sketch gas station and pull a flying dragon

by igoham179929 April 21, 2011

flying vagini

a woman's vagina that has the ability to escape.

i can't belive you pierced your flying vagini!!!!!

by CHIPPER November 24, 2004

Flying a Kite

To allow one's thong to rise up to the lower back. Also Kite Flying. Usually associated with females.

Attención, brother– there is some high-tension kite flying over on the stools. Hope she's got a tight grip.

by M. Kenny May 9, 2005

flying J

Masturbating in an airplane

"So, I'm not a member of the Mile High club, but I am a flying J member."

by staaaaake March 6, 2010

Flying Jew

The act of jumping up in the air and pressing your ass against the victim's face. Followed by intense laughter. In same category as eyefulls and teabags.

Man, Kaleo did a Flying Jew to noah yesterday. Fucking hilarious.

by Jester Turdwin November 16, 2010

Flying Mexican

a 6 shot drink that will fuck up the best of you.... it's so dirty it really only belongs south of the border.

So hold on to your sombrero's....

3 shots coconut run
2 shots tequila
1 shot vodka
1 shot pineapple juice
Splash of Lime juice
hint of grenadine
over ice!

ole!

(created by the three amigos... while lying on a beach in Boca)

Drink one and you'll feel like a flying mexican trying to get over the border.

by Grandma Weens January 5, 2009

The Flying J

Get really drunk and meet up with some hot chick. Blindside her with a road cone, then rip her clothes off. Now instead of hooking up with her, drop your pants and proceed to drop a deuce on her chest. Follow it up by dropping a 'bow.

by Anonymous September 28, 2003