Dong Bruise

A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages

"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"

"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"

by Maximus B*tches February 25, 2010

Long Dong Willie

A black man with some form of the verb "Willis" in his name. Willis meaning "to dangle." A "Long Dong Willie" is a man with an irregularly large penis.

There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.

Barry Willis

Alias used are...

The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'

by WTBHeals December 2, 2011

Dong Funnel

1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.

2: Slang for a homosexual

Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"

Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"

by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009

dong skipper

any female that moves freely from one dong to another sampling a numerous variety along the way .

since the divorce Diane has become quite the dong skipper.

by Jack Fancy December 24, 2009

Blank My Dong

To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.

Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.

by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011

dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

by beatleeater October 3, 2010

dong kai

a donkey who likes doing a lot of work for no reason. maybe just to please others

oh my, peter's such a dong kai, i hope jonathan will be like dat too!

by 0.o whaT??? September 5, 2008